If I had kid(s), I’d…

  • take them fishing
  • teach them about self-respect and self-confidence
  • teach them that there’s a lot to learn
  • take them to catch fireflies
  • teach ‘em about the opposite sex
  • change their diapers
  • invest in their futures
  • show up at their sports games and cheer them on
  • give ‘em rides on my shoulders and back
  • teach them how to appreciate the simple joys in life, like watching the sun set, or enjoying a cold beer
  • teach ‘em how cars and tv’s and refrigerators work
  • let them inherit my tool collection
  • let them inherit my cast iron pots and pans
  • give ‘em lots of hugs

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