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I’m off to Taiwan this coming monday to play some more. It’s been a whole fun week of messing around. I shall miss it when I get another job. Thanks to Kevin and his friends for hosting me in Austin and Houston. Another visit this year ain’t out of the question.

Maybe I’ll do some updates from across the water…

you have another nail in another tire sucks even more than finding out you need to patch just one tire.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/smiles/index.shtml

Can you tell which smiles are genuine and which are fake?

My results: 19 of 20. Can you do better?

Gee, maybe I can see through to the real you. Yeah, don’t try to hide it. My piercing vision sees through all. Muahahahahaha…!

Thanks to ericaenespana!

• teach him to cook
• take him to dancing lessons
• take him to watch plays and operas

• take her to basketball camp
• take her go-karting when I go to autocross
• teach her how to arm wrestle and tie knots
• teach her how to grill a great steak
• teach her how to drive a manual fluently
• teach her how to ride a motorcycle
• teach her how to change a flat tire

• take them fishing
• teach them about self-respect and self-confidence
• teach them that there’s a lot to learn
• take them to catch fireflies
• teach ‘em about the opposite sex
• change their diapers
• invest in their futures
• show up at their sports games and cheer them on
• give ‘em rides on my shoulders and back
• teach them how to appreciate the simple joys in life, like watching the sun set, or enjoying a cold beer
• teach ‘em how cars and tv’s and refrigerators work
• let them inherit my tool collection
• let them inherit my cast iron pots and pans
• give ‘em lots of hugs